1. Were werewolves invented by cultures that just couldn’t explain their hairy neighbors?
2. In folklore, do werewolves ever get awkward halfway transformations where they just look like fluffy bodybuilders?
3. Which historical figures were rumored to be werewolves just because they were extra hairy?
4. Do werewolves prefer being depicted as fearsome beasts or just misunderstood, oversized puppies?
5. How many legends include werewolves awkwardly getting stuck in doorways during transformations?
6. Do werewolves schedule their transformations around the moon or just wing it like the rest of us with our schedules?
7. How has the werewolf wardrobe evolved in literature, from loincloths to ripped designer jeans?
8. Are there any werewolf myths where someone tries to cure lycanthropy with a spa day and some fancy lotion?
9. In folklore, do werewolves ever just hang out and have barbecues with vampires and zombies?
10. What do Asian werewolves think about their European counterparts always hogging the spotlight?
11. In modern movies, do werewolves ever complain about CGI making their fur look fake?
12. Were werewolf myths created by people who just didn’t understand the concept of really bad hair days?
13. How many stories feature werewolves passing on their condition by just giving an enthusiastic hug?
14. Do werewolves ever face ethical dilemmas about whether to eat regular dog food or something fancier?
15. Are there any narratives where werewolves maintain their humanity by attending therapy for their dual nature?
16. Do werewolves play fetch and roll over in horror and fantasy genres, or is that just wishful thinking?
17. Are there historical trials where someone was accused of being a werewolf just because they howled at karaoke?
18. How do werewolf stories tackle themes of identity and transformation, especially when they have to choose between chew toys and steak dinners?
19. Did the belief that silver kills werewolves start because someone was really bad at choosing jewelry?
20. How have werewolves been used as metaphors for real-world issues, like choosing between a regular job and being a full-time dog walker?
21. Do werewolves cock their legs to pee?
22. Are dog treats acceptable or can you offer Jaffa cakes?
23. Can you wear silver jewellery when in human form?
24. Do you booty scoot when you have bumworms?
25. If you transform while wearing a bum bag (fanny pack for our American friends), does it stay on?
26. If you are not colourblind in human form, can you still see colour in wolf form?
27. Do acrylics stay on when you change to wolf?
28. If you have any kind of addiction or disability does it cross over to wolf form?
29. If you were an astronaut that got bitten by a werewolf and then went to space where you could see the whole moon all the time, would you just stay in wolf form?

…Think we may have to do a part two 😂

special thanks to my guest researchers Belle and Rob.