This post contains some unspecific spoilers about “A Million Ways To Die In The West.”

There are a million ways to die in the west, but only nine in Seth MacFarlane’s “A Million Ways To Die In The West.” None are laughter, p.s., as this movie is not good. Ahead, a list of the onscreen causes of death in “A Million Ways to Die In The West.”

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