Goddamn Mongolians keep knocking down your city walls? The fix is easy: build a moat. Just follow the instructions from William Gurstelle’s new DIY home security manual, Defending Your Castle and you’ll have your very own perimeter defense/neighborhood water hazard filling up in no time.

read more How to Build a Moat to Keep Out the Mongol Horde and Your Neighbors.

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